Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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