That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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