he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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