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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We got so high we made milksteak
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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