Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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