Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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