well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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