if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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