All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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