Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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