We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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