yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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