belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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