erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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