I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize