we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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