You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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