Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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