I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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