I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
