How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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