Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just found puke in my bra..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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