When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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