yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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