so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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