make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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