you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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