I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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