Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
tell me about the fingering
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