but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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