btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
