I don't think brook has ever known best
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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