Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Spring semester is just not the same w/o you

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(214): View more from Texas

So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?

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(205): View more from Alabama

Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess

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(785): View more from Kansas

Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.

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(775): View more from Nevada

So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.

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