we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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