Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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