that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just cropdusted the office
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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