Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The Olympian is in my bed
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
