i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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