so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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