super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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