I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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