We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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