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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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(417): View more from Missouri

I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.

(406): View more from Montana

And we all know God doesn't like sinners.

(701): View more from North Dakota

Amen.

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(503): View more from Oregon

One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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By 8 I mean 9.

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And by 9 I mean 10.

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(205): View more from Alabama

She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place

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(315): View more from New York

why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face

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