just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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