Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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