i wish peter jackson would direct porn
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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