did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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