Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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