He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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