For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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