dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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