Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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