so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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