how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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