We're facebook friends in real life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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